Airplanes

If there's one thing I happen to dislike more than Laser Tag PTSD, It has to be this:

Airplanes.

No kidding.

OH GOD HELP ME.

So I was browsing around on YouTube at around 11:30 PM yesterday and... I came across this one video. Yes. I decided I'd watch this. At 11:30 PM.

Rango

"No one tangoes with the Rango."

––"Rango", Rango

Warning, this movie (and post) contains copious amounts of Deus ex Machina.

Seriously.

By the end of this post, Deus ex Machina will have no meaning whatsoever.