Let's try a fanfic. (With Tabbeh)

Okay. I'm going to tell you right now that this is utterly ridiculous. It's like watching that one video. Yeah. "Awesome Reach." Go look it up on YouTube. Here, I'll help you: http://www.youtube.com/

Anyways, here we go.

(By the way, if you haven't seen DoorToNothing's blog post "How Fanfics Should Be Written: Squall"… I suggest you read it. It'll tell you everything about fanfic in general. Even what category this one would fall into.)

One day, a kid falls down a hole. Well, four kids. They are a red kid, a green kid, a blue kid and another red kid who turns out to be the twin of the first red kid. All these kids dress similarly, except for differences in color. The four kids look around and then are faced with Goblins, three of them.

"Boo." the Goblins exclaim.

One of the four children, the green one, screams "AGH, ORPHANS, GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!" The first red kid overreacts from the screaming and decides to scream and run into the horde of Goblins, utterly destroying them all. Since there's no conflict to worry about anymore, the four go along their way to find a way out. Preferably several rooms off behind a Crystal.

Eventually, after entering different rooms through the use of doors, the four children find an exit placed conveniently behind a giant Crystal that holds absolutely no significance to the plot. Just as soon as the kids enter the room, a giant Land Turtle appears out of nowhere, utterly destroying the green kid and the blue kid. One of the two red kids takes a rock and throws the rock at the Land Turtle's head. As soon as the rock hits the Land Turtle, it explodes, freezing the Land Turtle in place, freezing it to death. The other red kid asks "What, no fanfare? No key item? Nothing? This sure is boring." The first red kid slaps the latter for saying so.

The two remaining children leave the green and the blue kids behind to continue on their adventure. There are many hardships and eventually, they make it to Oregon through the Oregon Trail. The end.