His boss yelled at him for messing around. Again. This, I note, is the 3rd time this has happened. And ninja don't allow failure. Seriously, I don't think this guy can become a Super Ninja or even a freaking ninja. Surprising since his name is Ninja-Sama-San-Kun-Chan. Anyways, he tries seppuku… but stops because it's too darn scary and he doesn't have the manly fighting power to do so. He throws the sword away and it transcends the stars.
So he gives up being a ninja and becomes CAPTAIN GARLOCK. Captain Garlock defeats various foes including Naruto and a tentacle alien monster from Mars and achieves world peace. However, he cannot defeat the giant Goose-type fortress robot: DAI-GOOSAN. Garlock attacks, but the Goose robot counters anything before Garlock can lay a finger on its feathery shell. Garlock draws his Greatsword and attempts to attack, but the steel feathers are too thick to be cut through! His Greatsword breaks and Garlock is attacked with another barrage of missiles.
Just when things were looking grim, what's this? It's the katana from paragraph 2! Somehow it must have fallen from the stars! Now it's a Super Heaven Piercing Devil Busting Katana! Garlock throws his broken Greatsword away and takes the katana. As soon as his hand touches the handle of the sword, a surge of power unmatched in heaven and earth and equal to either the intensity of a thousand suns or equal to the gods rushes through his body. Who cares what the power is equal to, he's Super Galaxy Captain Garlock! Now he's going to show that Dai-Goosan the power of humans by throwing the katana like a man and punching the sword through its apparently mechanical body.
And so he does. He achieves world peace once again, and he becomes a Super Ninja.
The end.
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