The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Alt 5

Warning, this sublimely magnificent story contains sublimely magnificent, if not magnificently sublime, amounts of sublimely magnificent mentions of The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht and his sublimity and magnificence. The mentions are so magnificent in numbers, that it is actually inside the now sublimely magnificent labels.

One sublime day, the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht magnificently decided he ought to go out on The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Trek 3.

And so, with such sublime magnificence, Jecht sublimely opens the not-as-magnificent door. By sublimely breaking it down with his sublimely magnificent aura. Upon exiting his sublimely magnificent room, he encounters his not-as-sublime son, Tidus. He, the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht, sublimely tells his son that he's magnificently going out on The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Trek 3 at which Tidus reacts by saying:

"Dad, you never went on journeys."

Jecht sublimely frowns at his son Tidus, gives him a sublimely magnificent wooden stick, and magnificently tells him to play outside.

Now, several sublimely magnificent minutes later, the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht gets himself in big trouble for no real reason. The opposite of sublimely magnificent. Just say "Bieber." Several Bieber hours later, the near-sublimely magnificent Great Summoner Braska and his Guardian Auron get Jecht out. Not to fight Sin, oh no. They were just pretending to do that. That isn't nearly as sublimely magnificent as saving the world once using the sublimely magnificent power that is the Spiral Power and warping 990 years later to save the world from Sin.

tl;dr version: Square Enix should make an entire movie based on Jecht and call it Sublimely Magnificent Final Fantasy: The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Tale 3. In 3D, of course. It has even more of a reason to exist just when I said this. Also, Jecht has a new alt in Dissidia Duodecim.