Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 4: You're my favorite deputy!

Last time on Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask…

BEN was traveling through the Woodfall Temple and, to his disappointment, he got lost. Now this… is the thrilling conclusion.

*Dragon Ball Z episode music*

BEN! Strike down the evil in the woods!

By the way, there's a snake in my boot! Come find it!

The First Day - 72 Hours Remain

Yes, BEN used the Song of Time in case you haven't noticed. This sends him back to the Shadow Realm… I mean, the Clock Tower Town. Seems like traveling all the way to the Woodfall Temple is a pain to BEN. I understand him. And this is why we have the Song of Soaring! Play us off, Keyboard BEN!

If only playing songs in this game worked that way. Oh well. At least BEN arrived at the Woodfall Temple of much evil. And so, BEN, in his Deku-like form, rides thr winds, and flies from a platform into the evil Woodfall Temple. I know what you're all thinking. You all hope that this time around, I actually succeed in defeating the evil-not-BEN monster deep within the cave. And I will. Believe it. If I could, I'd probably even brofist BEN and ask what time it is. I'm sure BEN knows how to respond. Even though he's kind of verbally impaired.

A little adventuring in the evil forest temple later, BEN finds himself trapped in a room with a giant evil frog. Somehow, by switching forms and jumping, he defeats the evil frog. It can be said that the frog wasn't… a very hoppy camper.

… Yeah, whatever. Let's just grab the treasure. Wait. What is that I hear? A frog's croaking? I sure hope that frog is dead. I don't want it alive. Oh. It's just an ordinary frog. Croaking away. Creepy. Well, BEN now has the Boss Key. Nothing to worry about now.

After about several Majora time hours, BEN finally makes it to the boss room of pure evil. Yes. He is going to face the so-not-good and totally-evil super swordsman of doom.

After an epic 2 hour battle, BEN defeats the evil monster and gets his first Heart Container! Whoop-dee-doo! BEN also obtains… Odolwa's Remains. Yuck. At least it's just a mas-- Wait, what's going on? Why am I in some random mind-space of nonexistence? Oh, it's a giant. And so BEN learned the Oath to Order, an apparently important song. And so, suddenly, the evil poison water becomes fresh drinking water. And BEN is taken to the kidnapped Deku Princess of kidnappedness. … where Tatl stalls the plot by apologizing and groveling.