Airplanes

If there's one thing I happen to dislike more than Laser Tag PTSD, It has to be this:

Airplanes.

No kidding.

OH GOD HELP ME.

So I was browsing around on YouTube at around 11:30 PM yesterday and... I came across this one video. Yes. I decided I'd watch this. At 11:30 PM.

Rango

"No one tangoes with the Rango."

––"Rango", Rango

Warning, this movie (and post) contains copious amounts of Deus ex Machina.

Seriously.

By the end of this post, Deus ex Machina will have no meaning whatsoever.

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 5: Super Galaxy GORRON BENANN

Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body; transforming the infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in heaven and earth, a machine equal to the gods! Super Galaxy GORRON BENANN! Now we're going to show you… The power… of HUMANS!

If only.

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 4: You're my favorite deputy!

Last time on Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask…

BEN was traveling through the Woodfall Temple and, to his disappointment, he got lost. Now this… is the thrilling conclusion.

*Dragon Ball Z episode music*

BEN! Strike down the evil in the woods!

By the way, there's a snake in my boot! Come find it!

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 3: Nuts.

This is the story of a man who continues to fight fate. Last time, BEN was assaulted by the massive Deku army. Just what has become of him?

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 2: I'm on a boat!

… More Majora's Mask. You like? I bet you do. If you don't…

You shouldn't have done that…