Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Nichijou

Have you heard of the anime series The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? Maybe MM!? How about Azumanga Daioh? Lucky Star (bleh)? To be completely honest with you, I have only seen clips of one, watched the entirety of another, and am completely uninterested in one of these.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Cowboys and Aliens

I admit. I have seen one of the most amazing movies out there. Cowboys and Aliens. Not going to lie. One of the most enjoyable movies I have ever seen.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ ("ZZ" pronounced "Double Zeta"), the anime that follows... the apparently horrific Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam series. Now, this little experience, I'm sure, is vastly superior to that one experience of watching the entire Mobile Suit Gundam SEED series... It was terrible. So terrible, I couldn't move on to the sequel.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Airplanes

If there's one thing I happen to dislike more than Laser Tag PTSD, It has to be this:

Airplanes.

No kidding.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

OH GOD HELP ME.

So I was browsing around on YouTube at around 11:30 PM yesterday and... I came across this one video. Yes. I decided I'd watch this. At 11:30 PM.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Rango

"No one tangoes with the Rango."
––"Rango", Rango

Warning, this movie (and post) contains copious amounts of Deus ex Machina.
Seriously.
By the end of this post, Deus ex Machina will have no meaning whatsoever.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 5: Super Galaxy GORRON BENANN

Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body; transforming the infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in heaven and earth, a machine equal to the gods! Super Galaxy GORRON BENANN! Now we're going to show you… The power… of HUMANS!

If only.

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 4: You're my favorite deputy!

Last time on Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

BEN was traveling through the Woodfall Temple and, to his disappointment, he got lost. Now this… is the thrilling conclusion.

*Dragon Ball Z episode music*

BEN! Strike down the evil in the woods!

By the way, there's a snake in my boot! Come find it!

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 3: Nuts.

This is the story of a man who continues to fight fate. Last time, BEN was assaulted by the massive Deku army. Just what has become of him?

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 2: I'm on a boat!

… More Majora's Mask. You like? I bet you do. If you don't…

You shouldn't have done that…

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Part 1: Oh, you, Skull Kid.

I got bored one day and decided I would play Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I'm going to log the game as I go on on my blog. It will contain spoilers, so watch out.

Yes. So…

WATCH OUT!
––Navi, on every enemy

Note: I named the player BEN. For lols.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Laser Tag Day

My apparently lolsy day. Scroll down to when I got home if you're not here to read any of this.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Story of Ninja-Sama-San-Kun-Chan.

Warning, this story contains copious amounts of WTF.

Geese. Dislike.


Yes, geese. I hate geese. They act all high and mighty and they do whatever the hell they please and whenever. If I were a believer in Creationism, I would question why geese were created in the first place.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Chain letters.

The Chain letter itself:
"1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times! ************************************************************* 2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked. After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week! u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your crush!!! Keep going down Keep going Keep going down Keep going Keep going !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message! Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories. First Example: Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive. Second Example: Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever. Third Example: Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since. Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to- 1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!! 10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!! 15 people- your crush will say they like you 20 people- your crush will ask you out! 25 people- your crush will kiss you!! 30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you 35 people or more- All of the above!! Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only have 1 hour"

Now, I don't care what you think of me after having to receive a second wall of text to read. I'm just going to apologize now if I've offended a few of you who believe this ACTUALLY works. Because the nature of the following wall of text bashes it.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

"Let's Play a Video Game!" : Shin Megami Tensei - Persona 3

So here's my shot at something somewhat unfamiliar to me: an RPG with Japanese high-school elements, simulating a social… simulator. Persona 3.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

"Let's Play a Video Game!" : Metal Gear Solid

First Person Shooter (FPS for short) games like Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 or Halo Reach. Have you played either of the mentioned or, well, any FPS games in general? How about Third Person Shooters? How about games like Splinter Cell? What about the 1987 Metal Gear? How about the Metal Gear Solid series?

If you have played FPS games or MGS's 2 thru 4, Portable Ops, PO+ and Peace Walker, I'm going to tell you that those sniping skills won't help you much here in Metal Gear Solid. If you have played Third Person Shooters, good for you, they'll help out somewhat. If you have played the original Metal Gear, man, you won't have much problem with this game. You're good to go if you've played it.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Alt 5

Warning, this sublimely magnificent story contains sublimely magnificent, if not magnificently sublime, amounts of sublimely magnificent mentions of The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht and his sublimity and magnificence. The mentions are so magnificent in numbers, that it is actually inside the now sublimely magnificent labels.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories (or 学校の怪談) is an anime that supposedly falls under the horror genre, as seen from the animation, making it a great choice to watch at midnight, with doors and curtains shut and lights off. However, its original Japanese dub just wasn't as, well, successful as its English dubbed version.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Tron: Legacy

Space Paranoids was one of my favorite worlds in the PlayStation 2 game Kingdom Hearts II produced by Square Enix. Of course, it wasn't that great a place for leveling or gathering cash. But I did enjoy the look of the environment. It felt… different from the other worlds in the game.

Why is this relevant? I went out and saw Tron: Legacy yesterday.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

"Let's play a video game!" : Mega Man 2

Mega Man 2, the game that follows the original Mega Man and is followed by Mega Man 3, is a game that takes place in 199X (200X in the American release, I believe) where Dr. Light created a super robot, Mega Man, to stop Dr. Wily from using the Robot Masters he stole from Dr. Light to take over the world and whatnot. Because there's obviously no other use for eight Robot Masters than taking over the world. By the way, this is the second time this has happened.